Shout out to…
The new Reader of the Week…….Mariah Fariah Morgan!!! She just had a birthday so I figured, hey why not? Fariah is younger than all of us, but the reality is she’s more mature than everybody and 25 times more mature than tanner. Fariah enjoys nature, catching bigger fish than me, and drinking warm malibu out of the trunk of a car, chased with busch light. Come to think of it, that’s the free cocktail you’re going to win, so congratulations! (p.s. this is easily the most normal picture I have from Seeley lake, I’m guessing 10 seconds after it was taken we both got pushed down and then someone tried to build a human pyramid on top of us. Oh and nobody remembers why we call her fariah. literally, nobody)
Current Status…
10.000 – three decimal places of perfect – it’s a sunny friday, i’m wearing flip flops, iced grande chai this morning, norms for lunch with Steph and Seeley, movie tonight and I just asked for 3 out of the 4 Fridays in June off. That seems reasonable
Currently watching…
Our DVR is packed – with weeds on demand all the time I checked the dvr last night and it had 30 rock, the office, modern family, pti, a dog show and assasin in pakistan or something. I brought up canceling cable with steph again and 5 minutes after we agreed on it they showed a commercial for the bachelorette with Ali starting May 24th!! I’m seriously devastated they even brought it up, i was having such a good evening
This is really interesting…
(NOT) – I googled “blank web page” to see if one existed. Someone pays a yearly domain fee for that. On a side note, the new google is horrible right?
The Soapbox:
Have a fun and safe weekend everyone!!!
Blade, America 